Gossip Hut
Of local businessmen on each other’s throats
What is this that we are witnessing in this our beautiful ancient city where brother is fighting brother, brother against brother, brother on brother.
Ceasefire guys, inga muri vana vemunhu umwe wani.
Ukuwo kune dzemoney laundering ukuwo kune dzema operating license, tonyarirepi nhai vedu.
Murikuisa shamwari dzenyu patight, voshaya kokuenda, which one do you sympathise with, tauriranai veduwee.
But mukaramba muchidai, we will publish the finer details of the two cases that have been dominating the Gossip Hut over the week.
Let’s make money than to spend time at the police stations, bribing cops, reporting one another.
Stop it!
Brother defrauding brother, brother plotting against brother.
@the church
The brother at this beautiful church who is a beast in between the sheets with married women is at it again, but usadaro nhaiwe, your story was discussed at the Gossip Hut. We thought zvakapera, but iii shiri inemuririro wayo.
If this continues, we will unleash the Germans.
@the man who clocked 10 years without erection
Yes, you read it right, he clocked exactly 10 years with no sex.
Mukadzi achivata mebedroom iye achivata mutsapi in the same homestead.
Imagine for a good 10 years uchivata mutsapi just because you can’t have an erection, woti better iye avate hake mubhedhuru iwe woinda mutsapi.
Maivavo.
The Gossip Hut was told that a certain relative played some magic on the man’s manhood and ever since there has been nothing happening in the bedroom.
Kudokiringa, zero, kudodii, nothing, until he relocated to the tsapi.
As we all know wonders continue to happen on this our mother earth murume wakawana nyasha, ndokuroonogwa, unongohwa iwe, the man is in no nonsense mood, arkufamba nebhora.
He is telling anybody who cares about his story, zvakazoita saka kumba kwava kufire even mari yaakubatika.
Of rejoining and joining Zanu PF
This one is failing to go away, irikuramba ichidzoka with new information.
Gossip Hut has long lenses amwe anosvika Harare chaiko, kwahi icho chimudhara chedu chekudzoka kumusha kuZanu PF chakaudzwa nemukadzi kuti zvinhu zvikatogwa isu tosara nei nevana.
Because kwahi, the farm had been earmarked nevakomana kuti vavake hotera yemandorokwati including a world class shopping mall, saka mudhara akati kusiri kufa ndekupi, chero nyadzi dzichikunda rufu, regai ndingokundikana ndichidzoka kumusangano.
Now he is back and we are told his business and farm are now very safe, very safe, wongoita madiro ajojina.
Kokumusangano kunodhliwazve, kubovera.