As promised last week that this column will cover everything and everything is what we actually mean, hapana muti unoera sanhu, yose inovazhiwa, big, small, tall, short, dark, black, white, brown, yellow or green.
Mavhaire and Co
What can the Gossip Hut do except to talk about the latest in town, vakaenda kunoona the owner of this country mwise iripakati pemakumbo, kwahi tadzoka kumusha, nhandi, nhandi, kokungoti tavona kuti murikudhla hamusi kumira saka tavuyavo zvisati zvapera, timboboveravo, wakatiDunira, ehe kutsvaka kubovera hapana chimwe.
For real these guys are not stopping, they are looting as if they want to relocate to another planet.
Kunge varikudhla mushonga wemusana.
@Masvingo Teachers College
On the same night, another divorcee akatorerwa mukadzi nawater chakuti akabva apindira kukahi guys, ndine latest yepama Masvingo Teachers College.
Last week a female student at the former ZINTEC was caught red handed by his hubby while dishing out the honeypot to a garrulous senior lecturer at the institution that trains those who will take care of our children.
The Gossip Hut was told that the 11 year old marriage is now on the rocks.
The hubby hatched a plan to apprehend the love birds after he was told by well wishers about his wife’s sex escapades with the lecturer.
The hubby who answers to one of Jesus’ names and the surname has something to do with kuuruka while the adulterous wife’s first name is something to do with praying or kunamira while the mancho boyfriend lecturer’s name is, we have woken up or tichangomuka siyabora.
Circumstances are that, the hubby was tipped that his wife student at Masvingo Teachers is dishing the forbidden fruit like confetti to lecturers and he went through her fon to confirm, lo and behold, it was confirmed.
The hubby of 11 years had been forcing the wife to take contraceptives saying he is not ready to be a father.
She was now tired and wanted a kid and she decided to to go and have a sleep over at the college with the senior lecturer being lectured in between the sheets.
All this was contained in the whatsapp chats that the hubby gleaned. Saka maida kuti agodiiwo, iye aidawo mwana, baba vachiti hatimbomira. Iii zviriko here?
The hubby lied that he was going away nebasa, Marko Sibanda style.
As soon as the hubby left home, she did not waste time as she boarded a lift from Rujeko straight to Teachers College for night lessons at the senior lecturer’s house.
At around 10pm the hubby called on her cellular, but there was no answer from the wife, he called again, no answer and he knew that the did is being done, the two love birds were busy, very busy.
The hubby went to her relatives as well as his relatives and the team proceeded to the lecturer’s room but the lecturer hid the lover student in another room.
The search party did not waste time because as soon as he opened the door they went in while others were guarding the windows in case mhuka yavo inotiza.
Hazvina kutora nhambo akawanikwa mudzimai akahwanda muneimwe hozi.
Chikuru ndechekuti hapana kuita bopoto hapo, vaviri ndokutogwa, navo vakananga kuRujeko Police uko vakazorara vakachengetedzwa naana Hunidzanaiwa.
Foe what happened later, Gossip Hut will spill the beans next week. All the beans, we mean all the beans.
@birthday bash
The US$2million birthday bash had its own share of exciting moments.
Those who attended heard the MC shouting on top of his voice the register of all the provinces in attendance with thunderous response from the supporters of the reeling party confirming their attendance.
Come Bulawayo Province, there was dead silence, come Mat South dead silence and Mat North same story.
Gossip Hut was informed that mukwenyana was in that region, doing what, nobody knows.
Kwahi zvimaform 1 from Sisk were spotted at the gala stone drunk with boyfriends, sure nyika ino yaparara, sure zvana zvepachikoro chikuru chakadero, munouraya vabereki nemaBP.
Vana vanodaro yet the number one citizen was busy penning his signature on the law that protects these vulnerable girls, the under 18s.
If there is anyone disputing this story, we will publish the full list of the young girls and the schools they go to including pics of the day.
Mnangagwa is a forgiving President
Those who doubted that the number one citizen is as soft as wool have been left with an egg on their faces.
The president summoned the ANZ senior team and instead of sending them to the gallows he decided to have lunch with them and all the time laughing their lungs out as H.E churned joke after joke and finally told the arresting guys to go back to their stations empty handed.
During the much publicised birthday bash, gossip going round is that there was electricity black out at the birthday boy’s farm (don’t ask how many he owns).
Oooh boy, kwakaita kugeda geda kwemeno, bata mufupi, bata murefu.
The ZESA provincial head, our iron lady was summoned to state house to explain what transpired and there were fears that she may be told to pack her bags.
As stated above Mnangagwais a forgiving president, as soft as wool, very cool.
She explained the situation and she was forgiven, saka vaya vaipembera vachiti zvaiwana ngwarati, dhololo hapana chiripo, makumbo enyoka, she is still very much in charge.
But veOzone Layer chakadeno ithlai Mwari kana mazowana nhambo, how can you humiliate scribes like that, last week at Chevron Hotel.
Amazing Village
Let’s reserve this amazing story for next week.
